Concerning Young Ones

There was a #sheistooyoung hashtag that was doing the rounds yesterday so I decided to join in - one of my tweets "if she doesn't remember Marlena being possessed by the devil in Days of our Lives" really took off and I got over 50 retweets on that (most I have ever received since my 'Yo Momma's iman is so weak the only time she says bismillah is when she is singing bohemian rhapsody') 

I then get a mention from trendsmap stating "MJ Khan, @concerningmj is now trending in South Africa.

Good stuff :)

Here are some of my #sheistooyoung tweets from last night. Will add more when I get a chance

#Sheistooyoung if she still keeps half day fasts

#Sheistooyoung if she carries a plastic money bag around on Eid Day

#Sheistooyoung if she has a black 'jusdaan' embroided with little mirrors and gold thread

#Sheistooyoung if she compares mendhi patterns with her cousins on Eid

Sheistooyoung if her first phone was not a Nokia 3310

#Sheistooyoung if she calls it the Mr Price Pro instead of the Gunston 500

#Sheistooyoung if she's never sent a 'Call Log on Mxit' Call Me text before

#Sheistooyoung if her first Leon Schuster movie was Mr Bones

#Sheistooyoung if the first time she watched Titanic was two weeks ago

#Sheistooyoung if the first time she heard Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer was during a Castle Light ad.

#Sheistooyoung if she never tasted Rascals or Perky Nana

#Sheistooyoung if she never owned a childcraft and has used Wikipedia for every assignment

#Sheistooyoung if she never owned shoes with flashing red lights on the heel

#Sheistooyoung if she can't remember a time when Spur was not halaal

#Sheistooyoung if her first books were written by JK Rowling and not Enid Blyton

#Sheistooyoung if she has played 'angry birds' on her cellphone, but not 'Snake'

#Sheistooyoung if she knows John Stamos from Glee, but not from Full House

#HeIsTooYoung if he never collected and built a glow in the dark Tyrannosaurus Rex

#Sheistooyoung if she never had Scotts Emulsion.

Its quite a lot of fun - I'll be dumping a few more in the comments section. Do play along. I feel it works better if you're subtle. And please be original. MJ hates people passing off stuff as their own.

MJ