There was a #sheistooyoung hashtag that was doing the rounds yesterday so I decided to join in - one of my tweets "if she doesn't remember Marlena being possessed by the devil in Days of our Lives" really took off and I got over 50 retweets on that (most I have ever received since my 'Yo Momma's iman is so weak the only time she says bismillah is when she is singing bohemian rhapsody')
I then get a mention from
trendsmap stating "MJ Khan, @concerningmj is now trending in South Africa.
Good stuff :)
Here are some of my #sheistooyoung tweets from last night. Will add more when I get a chance
if she still keeps half day fasts
if she carries a plastic money bag around on Eid Day
if she has a black 'jusdaan' embroided with little mirrors and gold thread
if she compares mendhi patterns with her cousins on Eid
Sheistooyoung if her first phone was not a Nokia 3310
if she calls it the Mr Price Pro instead of the Gunston 500
if she's never sent a 'Call Log on Mxit' Call Me text before
if her first Leon Schuster movie was Mr Bones
if the first time she watched Titanic was two weeks ago
if the first time she heard Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer was during a Castle Light ad.
if she never tasted Rascals or Perky Nana
if she never owned a childcraft and has used Wikipedia for every assignment
if she never owned shoes with flashing red lights on the heel
if she can't remember a time when Spur was not halaal
if her first books were written by JK Rowling and not Enid Blyton
if she has played 'angry birds' on her cellphone, but not 'Snake'
if she knows John Stamos from Glee, but not from Full House
if he never collected and built a glow in the dark Tyrannosaurus Rex
if she never had Scotts Emulsion.
Its quite a lot of fun - I'll be dumping a few more in the comments section. Do play along. I feel it works better if you're subtle. And please be original. MJ hates people passing off stuff as their own.
MJ
