What Adele really wanted to sing

What if Adele sang what was really on her mind? I think 'Someone like you' might have sounded a little more like this:

(As with all my parodies, it helps if you have the original in the background)

I heard that you're miserable
That you found a whore and she’s a big fat cow.
I heard that your fears came true.
That she gave you crabs, and syphilis too.

Old fool, why don’t you just die?
Ain't like you to hold back or be of sound mind.

I love to turn up when you’re watching man united
But I can’t help but break the dish, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd regret it
That I was, the best thing you looked over

Go to hell, I hate someone like you
I wish nothing but the worst for you too
Don't forget that, I wish.
I remember you said,
"Sometimes you’re last in love and sometimes the heart’s just dead,
Sometimes you’re last in love and sometimes the heart’s just dead,”

MJ