Concerning Shirk

The imam at last weeks Jumuah was discussing shirk (associating partners with God) and how it is everywhere. In movies, sport and a myriad of entertainment vehicles. He stated that Hollywood is very blatant when it comes to propagating shirk. So this got me thinking, what if Tinseltown really went all out with this. And before I get any hate-mail (or anonymous formspring vitriol) im not undermining the essence or severity of shirk, merely thinking about what the imam said. I did a similar post four years ago (geez ive been blogging for a while) where I replaced a word in a movie title with Gandhi. I want to tweak this so that its more than just a title, but also a synopsis, quote or tagline. As with all my posts, please feel free to add some in the comments section

Harry Potter and the Philosophers shirk

Harry, Ron and Hermione have to expose Nietzsche's shirk that God is dead.

Incepshirk

Shirk within a shirk

Shirk Forever After

Shrek has to fight Lord Furquaad who has proclaimed himself to be God

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans shirk

Tia Dalma brought Barbossa back from the dead

LOTR: The fellowship of the Shirk

Nine companions believe that they can destroy the ring without Gods help

To shirk with Love

Pupils raise the status of Mr Thackeray to levels that border on polytheism

Star Wars: Revenge of the Shirk

Palpatine claims to be the most powerful being in the galaxy

Jurassic Shirk

Dr Ian Malcolm : God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. man destroys God.

A few titles on their own

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Shirk
Chronicles of Narnia: The lion, the shirk and the wardrobe
Shirk white and the seven idols
Not another shirk movie
Shirk and the City

Feel free to add your own.

MJ