If Hashim played soccer he would never dive.
If Hashim played soccer all matches on Thursday night will be moved.
If Hashim played soccer, they'd be sprinkling rose water over the players when they stand for the national anthem
If Hashim played soccer and he scored like Maradona, the commentators would call it the the "hand of Hazrath". But Hashim wouldn't take the goal.
If Hashim played soccer we'd have to stop calling Benni fat and refer to him as Masha Allah
If Hashim played soccer then yellow cards would be replaced by 'Astaghfirullahs,' and red cards by 'naoozibillahs'. When you get a 'naoozibillah' you must sit on the taubah bench and reflect
If Hashim played soccer we'd have to stop calling Benni fat and refer to him as Masha Allah
If Hashim played soccer then yellow cards would be replaced by 'Astaghfirullahs,' and red cards by 'naoozibillahs'. When you get a 'naoozibillah' you must sit on the taubah bench and reflect
If Hashim played soccer you would get a yellow card for drinking water while standing
If Hashim played soccer they would rename Cape towns stadium to Green Dome.
If Hashim played soccer, the 90 Minutes would be fardh time, with Extra Time being optional.
If Hashim played Soccer, he would encourage you to kick with your right leg.
If Hashim played Soccer, Instead of shaking the players hands before kick off, Sepp Blatter will put attar.
I originally did this as a facebook status update so I got some great additions from Minhaj
If Hashim played soccer, the world cup would last for 40 days.
If Hashim played soccer, then yellow cards would be makrooh
If Hashim Amla played soccer, then the Fifa countdown would be replaced by 'Insha Allah'
and from The Great One
If Hashim played soccer, stadiums would have a purdah section
MJ
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www.mjkhan.co.za
Fell free to add in the comments.
