Some folks feel the need to tweet everything they do. So i'm thinking - what if a guy who is addicted to twitter, tweets continuously on his wedding day?
i'm guessing it will look something like this.
https://twitter.com/mahomedjunaid
For those not familiar with twitters template - the posts are in chronological order which means that you need to scroll down and and work your way up.
Also - Ive included a time before each tweet.
This ones dedicated to the birthday Girl, ms Samina Anwary and to the Queen of the tweets, ms Khadija Patel
Heres a transcript so you dont have to click the link if you dont care much for twitters template
(morning) Big Day is here :D So excited. Must not forget to shave balls
(08:30) Shoutout to @momo78666 @slumjedi and @taubah-later for kick-ass bachelor party last night. Those girls can bend
(08:32) err Bachelor movie night watching step up 2. yeah - thanks for that one
(9:00) Why are there so many kids in my house.
(10:00) Need a funky walk in. Something that says 'Look at Me'. Must think of one and tell sound guy.
(14:00) I dont see the point in packing an overnight bag.
(15:00) Getting my hair done. damn topi is going to mess up the gel.
(16:00) Oh Fudge. Does anyone know how to tie a tie? These damn youtube videos suck
(16:30) Dam i'm looking good. How do I upload a twitpic?
(17:30) Entering Mosque. Bye Bye Freedom. hello Ball and Chain
(17:47) How can this Moulana not bring a pen? Come on- its not your first nikkah signing. Bring Book and Pen. I didnt forget your envelope
(17:50) Totally nailed those three words. MJ FTW! Stand in line and hug me bitches
(18:00) Brides little sister shoved a glass of pink milkshake in my face. I'm saying pink and not strawberry bcoz this tastes nothin like it
(18:05) Right - Ready to walk down. OH SHIT! forgot to organise a walk in. Hope they play something cool for me to walk down to
(18:06) Flip! Kenny G.
(18:08) Who are all these old ladies that are hugging me. Smearing their bright red lipstick on my cheek. yeuckh!
(18:12) Enough of this now. I want to see my wife!
(18:13) The wife (I love saying this) is looking hot. I WIN!
(18:18) Feels weird sitting on the stage. Everyones looking at me. I feel like a monkey. Actually im just feeling for a banana
(18:26) Who gave this old nob the mike? Its hot on stage. I need to signal someone to turn the airconditioning up.
(18:37) Ballie stop talking!
(18:46) This Salaami is taking long. My legs are starting to go numb. Wife's Tab uncle is standing - much respect :D
(18:53) Finally! we get some food. yes - theres coke. ALLAHUAKBAR!
(18:58) wife not eating. Might need to get her some super C's or Red Bulls or something for later. lol.
(19:01) I think I have some green shit stuck in my teeth
(19:25) Picture Time. Damn that zaheera aunty has a large family. They must have polished a deg on their own.
(19:56) How much longer will this take? I need to fart
(20:45) Time for 'couple' shots. I feel a little silly in these poses. Hope I come out hot though - I need a new fb profile pic.
(21:03) wife is wishing family. Crying. Shes making me feel bad
(21:05) wife brother is holding her and crying. haha fag!
(21:17) Finally! Onwards towards hotel driver. Hmm - changing fb relationship status to 'married'. UPDATE!
(21:43) Lying on bed. In my boxers. Wife is going to take all those pins and shit out of her hair and wear something sexy for me.
(22:17) What is she doing in there?
(22:19) should have packed a magazine or something. Maybe i'l log onto mxit for a few minutes. Oh look - engineering book by the TV
(22:20) Insert Tab A into slot B. haha @taubah-later - you nob!
(22:23) Well hello gorgeous! Grooarr. Get on the bed woman! I want you all night long. I'm iron Man! I'l go for hours
(22:24) Is that it?
(22:25) this sucks
(22:26) Wife dsnt seem too thrilled with performance. Turned over and gone to sleep. Oh well - might as well watch champ league highlights
MJ
i'm guessing it will look something like this.
https://twitter.com/mahome
For those not familiar with twitters template - the posts are in chronological order which means that you need to scroll down and and work your way up.
Also - Ive included a time before each tweet.
This ones dedicated to the birthday Girl, ms Samina Anwary and to the Queen of the tweets, ms Khadija Patel
Heres a transcript so you dont have to click the link if you dont care much for twitters template
(morning) Big Day is here :D So excited. Must not forget to shave balls
(08:30) Shoutout to @momo78666 @slumjedi and @taubah-later for kick-ass bachelor party last night. Those girls can bend
(08:32) err Bachelor movie night watching step up 2. yeah - thanks for that one
(9:00) Why are there so many kids in my house.
(10:00) Need a funky walk in. Something that says 'Look at Me'. Must think of one and tell sound guy.
(14:00) I dont see the point in packing an overnight bag.
(15:00) Getting my hair done. damn topi is going to mess up the gel.
(16:00) Oh Fudge. Does anyone know how to tie a tie? These damn youtube videos suck
(16:30) Dam i'm looking good. How do I upload a twitpic?
(17:30) Entering Mosque. Bye Bye Freedom. hello Ball and Chain
(17:47) How can this Moulana not bring a pen? Come on- its not your first nikkah signing. Bring Book and Pen. I didnt forget your envelope
(17:50) Totally nailed those three words. MJ FTW! Stand in line and hug me bitches
(18:00) Brides little sister shoved a glass of pink milkshake in my face. I'm saying pink and not strawberry bcoz this tastes nothin like it
(18:05) Right - Ready to walk down. OH SHIT! forgot to organise a walk in. Hope they play something cool for me to walk down to
(18:06) Flip! Kenny G.
(18:08) Who are all these old ladies that are hugging me. Smearing their bright red lipstick on my cheek. yeuckh!
(18:12) Enough of this now. I want to see my wife!
(18:13) The wife (I love saying this) is looking hot. I WIN!
(18:18) Feels weird sitting on the stage. Everyones looking at me. I feel like a monkey. Actually im just feeling for a banana
(18:26) Who gave this old nob the mike? Its hot on stage. I need to signal someone to turn the airconditioning up.
(18:37) Ballie stop talking!
(18:46) This Salaami is taking long. My legs are starting to go numb. Wife's Tab uncle is standing - much respect :D
(18:53) Finally! we get some food. yes - theres coke. ALLAHUAKBAR!
(18:58) wife not eating. Might need to get her some super C's or Red Bulls or something for later. lol.
(19:01) I think I have some green shit stuck in my teeth
(19:25) Picture Time. Damn that zaheera aunty has a large family. They must have polished a deg on their own.
(19:56) How much longer will this take? I need to fart
(20:45) Time for 'couple' shots. I feel a little silly in these poses. Hope I come out hot though - I need a new fb profile pic.
(21:03) wife is wishing family. Crying. Shes making me feel bad
(21:05) wife brother is holding her and crying. haha fag!
(21:17) Finally! Onwards towards hotel driver. Hmm - changing fb relationship status to 'married'. UPDATE!
(21:43) Lying on bed. In my boxers. Wife is going to take all those pins and shit out of her hair and wear something sexy for me.
(22:17) What is she doing in there?
(22:19) should have packed a magazine or something. Maybe i'l log onto mxit for a few minutes. Oh look - engineering book by the TV
(22:20) Insert Tab A into slot B. haha @taubah-later - you nob!
(22:23) Well hello gorgeous! Grooarr. Get on the bed woman! I want you all night long. I'm iron Man! I'l go for hours
(22:24) Is that it?
(22:25) this sucks
(22:26) Wife dsnt seem too thrilled with performance. Turned over and gone to sleep. Oh well - might as well watch champ league highlights
MJ
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