Abu Hurairah, may Allah be pleased with him, reported:
Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: A woman may be married for four reasons: for her property, her status, her beauty and her religion; so try to get one who is religious, may your hand be besmeared with dust (may you enjoy welfare). Sahih Muslim
Adapted from The Way I Are by Timbaland
I ain't got no beard
I ain't got no status like the Ahlul Bait
I can't even buy you attar
But together we be the perfect soulmates
Allahu Alam
--Sister Keri Hilson --
Oh
Jaan, it's alright now
You ain't gotta flaunt for me
If you aint rich
You don’t have to give mehr fathimi
We can make a small nikah for just you and me
make dua till finance is right
-- Chorus --
Baby if you pray, you can get your way
'Cause I like someone with strong Taqwa
I'm about to pray Nafl everyday
Can you handle me with my taqwa?
I don't need GHD’s or The SUV’s
Boy I like you just with good taqwa
Let me see hijaab, or a big kitaab
'Cause I like, I like, I like...
-- Brother Timbaland --
I ain't got no Hooplang
I ain't got no Albaraka Shariah Fund
We can't go for Umrah Yearly
It don't matter 'cause i’l love you till qiyamat comes
Talk to me girl
- Sister Keri Hilson -
Oh
Jaan, it's alright now
You ain't gotta flaunt for me
If you aint rich
You don’t have to give mehr fathimi
We can make a small nikah for just you and me
make dua till finance is right
- Chorus -
Baby if you pray, you can get your way
'Cause I like someone with strong Taqwa
I'm about to pray Nafl everyday
Can you handle me with my taqwa?
I don't need GHD’s or The SUV’s
Boy I like you just with good taqwa
Let me see hijaab, or a big kitaab
'Cause I like you with that strong taqwa
18 comments:
:) that's wicked. You're awesome at these adaptations.
I think you should do a recording of all your adaptations one day and release a CD - Concerning MJ :)
Brilliant :)
i think we should choose the song next time :)
maybe an indian one
Sister keri must be a convert, cos she doesnt care about money.
As for broke ass brother Timberland, his father must have disowned him after he started snorting coke, but mashallah at least he trying to reform his life
that is nothing but an overdose of brilliance shining down upon me...
Ooh lala! That rocked! :D
I'm convinced u have waaay too much free time :P How do u even think this stuff up?
:D
i think MJ Style could become a new vireme..
May Allah grant us all good partners & happy marriages
I love your MJ Stlye posts! They are awesome!
i typed a long thing about how i liked it and then it got erased.
well done pih
you are too cool twin
Singstar: MJ Style Edition.
I'd like to see that.
lol, hilarious! Good stuff man!
AwH :D
your comments mean so much to me :)
I love you guys :D.
Im doing alot of these marriage posts lately. I blame bibi, and NK and CQ and co. All this wedding talk on the blog i tell you
I seriously can't this tune out of my head now.... then I randomly start singing the lyrics (MJ Style).
Thanks for making me laugh :P
A very funny way of expousing the love.loved it
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