Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Concerning Werewolves


I had my first scene in the movie today :)

Its called Indian Werewolf (tentative title) and it stars Neville Pillay (Of ECR fame) and Kajol Maharaj (of hopefully a 'One Night in Kajol' fame)

I play the role of Mo - The Werewolf's friend and fellow Manchester United supporter (as is evident from my 'costume' - this is actually the second time in my life I wore a soccer top - its not really my thing) As you can see - the Blue Jeans with the orange patch is going strong and has made its way into full high definition :) Yeah baby.

I had some concerns about my character - specifically the delivery of my lines - Director wanted me to be deadpan - so I tried to be like Jaffar, but I might have come out sounding a little monotonous. And I kept saying Cunt instead of Bitch, so we had to have a few retakes.

I have no doubt that this movie will bomb at the box office, but I dont care - because its a wonderful experience working on it, and I know we'l make a killing in DVD sales :D Were half way done and its already three times better than Broken Promises (not that thats much of a boast or anything - a youtube video of my neighbours dog pissing against a wall is better than Broken Promises)

Will do my death scene next week, so im looking forward to that - Theres some special effects props and we have this awesome make up person - should make for some fun facebook profile pics :)

MJ

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Way I Are (MJ Style)

This post is inspired by the following Hadith

Abu Hurairah, may Allah be pleased with him, reported:
Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: A woman may be married for four reasons: for her property, her status, her beauty and her religion; so try to get one who is religious, may your hand be besmeared with dust (may you enjoy welfare). Sahih Muslim


Adapted from The Way I Are by Timbaland


I ain't got no beard
I ain't got no status like the Ahlul Bait
I can't even buy you attar
But together we be the perfect soulmates
Allahu Alam

--Sister Keri Hilson --
Oh
Jaan, it's alright now
You ain't gotta flaunt for me
If you aint rich
You don’t have to give mehr fathimi
We can make a small nikah for just you and me
make dua till finance is right


-- Chorus --
Baby if you pray, you can get your way
'Cause I like someone with strong Taqwa
I'm about to pray Nafl everyday
Can you handle me with my taqwa?

I don't need GHD’s or The SUV’s
Boy I like you just with good taqwa
Let me see hijaab, or a big kitaab
'Cause I like, I like, I like...


-- Brother Timbaland --
I ain't got no Hooplang
I ain't got no Albaraka Shariah Fund
We can't go for Umrah Yearly
It don't matter 'cause i’l love you till qiyamat comes
Talk to me girl

- Sister Keri Hilson -
Oh
Jaan, it's alright now
You ain't gotta flaunt for me
If you aint rich
You don’t have to give mehr fathimi
We can make a small nikah for just you and me
make dua till finance is right

- Chorus -
Baby if you pray, you can get your way
'Cause I like someone with strong Taqwa
I'm about to pray Nafl everyday
Can you handle me with my taqwa?

I don't need GHD’s or The SUV’s
Boy I like you just with good taqwa
Let me see hijaab, or a big kitaab

'Cause I like you with that strong taqwa


MJ