The Night Before Eid
(adapted from Clement Clarke Moore's A night before Christmas)
'Twas the night before Eid, when all through the house
Only Daadima was scuttling around in her yellowed beige blouse;
The musallahs were kept neatly next to the front door,
Lord knows those mats they put out down don’t protect you from the hard eid gah floor;
The girls were all tucked in, with mendhi on their palm,
the little boys were dreaming of killing sheep at the farm;
The burfee was ready, and so was the soap,
to get rid of that sheep smell in a day… or so we hope
to get rid of that sheep smell in a day… or so we hope
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
a jamaat from ladysmith were making our imaan their matter.
Away to the door I ran with my might,
To shut it quickly and switch off the light.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard from the top
a scuttle, a scurry and then a big drop .
As I reached for my gun, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Abdul Malik came with a bound.
He was dressed all in white, with a big bushy beard,
And his clothes were all messed with curry stains that smeared;
A large miswaak in his mouth, frayed and wet,
so that he looked like a Viking smoking a wooden cigarette.
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
No sign of a moustache – there was nothing to grow
He was chubby and plump, a portly sized dude,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my mood;
He pulled out a book, perhaps a classic by Dahl?
Who was I kidding, we all knew it was the Fazaail Amaal
I appreciated what they were doing but now was not the time
So I hastily turned them out, without a good reason or rhyme
So I hastily turned them out, without a good reason or rhyme
But I heard him exclaim, resentfully as he left
May Allah give you hidayat, because verily you are bereft
MJ
8 comments:
Eid Mu'baaa'rak MJ.
Fun parody.
love it! Gets the r thumbs up award :)
hahahahahahahaha
Nice one homey.
Flipping rocks.
My sisters read it on fb,and loved it.riz says u r too cool. Don't let the malinson brothers read this-you could be mentioned in a bayaan as being anti-jamaat haha heehee art thou bereft? :D hmm..with wit like this, maybe reconsidering is an option :-p
we should work on this, hopefully by next year we should a CD we can put out. maybe get some celebrities to colaborate. like yusuf islam and Jayzee.
we should work on this, hopefully by next year we should a CD we can put out. maybe get some celebrities to colaborate. like yusuf islam and Jayzee.
Im glad u find humour in blasphemy and humiliation of our creator and his laws. Nobody says dont laugh, but not at Allah. For Gods sake!!
Freakin brilliant...
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